11
Aug

Vengeance is Mine…

   Posted by: Rachel Ross   in crazy, mad science, silly

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Ok, Vengeance is not really anything I aspire toward. Respect, world domination, ultimate power, sure. Not really revenge. But today. Today I have a problem.

My co-workers have randomly thrown out the little carton of half-n-half that I keep in the fridge to use in my coffee for the last time. They will pay, oh yes, they will…

What scheme can I use to keep the creamer from being destroyed against my wishes?

Give me your best and/or craziest ideas!

 

Speaking of crazy ideas, I say, by way of bad segue, I am enjoying a podcast called “The Gearheart” – it is sort of an arcane-steampunk genre, which is “all the rage” http://www.thegearheart.com/

I also just signed up to sell stock photography at http://clustershot.com/glimmerville

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10 comments so far

JB
 1 

Throw out… THE CO WORKERS?

… hm. I might not be vengeful, I might just be insane.

August 11th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Rachel Ross
 2 

Well it’s a thought, except I don’t know who did the throwing, so I’m afraid I’d end up tossing a lot of people.

August 11th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Jenny
 3 

OK…so I would put my half and half in a different jar- like an old jelly jar with the label soaked off. I’d take a piece of masking tape and put it on…and then write in Sharpie marker….wait for it…..BREAST MILK.

Bet NO ONE will touch it! Har-dee-har, har!

August 11th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Alex White
 4 

I got linked by someone I don’t know! How awesome! What’s up? You just made my day, Ms. Ross!

August 11th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Rachel Ross
 5 

Well I’m greatly enjoying your podcast! Thanks for releasing the music tracks, too.
I use the screen name Nycteris so you “have seen the name before” at least; not completely out of the blue, I’m afraid.

August 11th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Natalie
 6 

Get a canteen and use a combo lock to lock it to the inside of the fridge. Granted, this all is dependent on your work fridge having wire shelves or something to lock it too.

Oh! Or you can transfer your half&half to a small container and hide it in a box of baking soda. :) Ninja creamer!!

August 11th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Rachel Ross
 7 

I rather like the idea of padlocking my creamer to the wire rack. I don’t know that anyone else would, but insert maniacal chuckling here…

August 11th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
fogllama
 8 

Similar to Natalie’s, get a small stainless steel bottle or thermos. You’ll have to periodically wash it, but they are less likely to toss it and you can use a sharpie to put your name on it.

August 12th, 2009 at 3:17 am
JDincs
 9 

What a lot of great ideas….but no vengeance schemes. So here are some of my vengeance scheme suggestions.

1) sure you can put your creamer in a metal container and padlock it but wouldn’t it be better to have an electric current running through it to shock the culprit!!!!!!

2) put surveillance cameras in the fridge so you know exactly who’s head to shave after you have placed the proper sedatives in their morning coffee!!!!

3) paint the creamer container with a highly effective strain of ring worm!!!!

4) put an open container of creamer in the duct system!!!!

I could go on but any more ideas will cost you…muhahah…ah hahahaha

September 12th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Rachel Ross
 10 

Perfect! I knew I could count on you! :D

September 12th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

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