Sir Cepid of Crause was perpetually annoyed by the soft ‘C’ in his first name contrasted with the hard ‘C’ in his last name. It bothered him much more than it should bother anyone. So, to circumnavigate the problem, he declared himself Sir Sepid of Krause. But it was to no avail; everyone persisted in calling him Sir Cepid of Crause. The end.